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Quzzes 1) Car Quiz  Which VW Are You? by Auto Glass America  Should You Be Driving a Yugo? by Auto Glass America ^ back to top ^
An unexpected bonus for just about every guy on the planet. He’s plowing you and you’re yelling for more. Talk dirty, talk cheap, scream his name, scream complete gibberish. No matter. You are the Mariah Carey of the bedroom and he loves every fucking syllable that spews from your luscious mouth. Maybe you’re the "Mary the Librarian" type by day. But by night, honey, watch out. The vocal chords let loose with everything your heart and mind have been thinking about all day long. What Cocktail Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Get Off on Hansel and Gretel!You're both lost in the woods: two unchaperoned virgins neglected by their parents and free to play doctor...But that jealous witch tries to upset your plans! Or maybe it's a morality tale about being a bit too greedy for a nibble on someone's sugar shack, and getting your goose cooked as a result? Then again, you could be confusing your lust for food with plain old lust. What Fairy Tale Gets *You* Off? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva You Should Be On Dismissed!You're hot as hell, but more importantly,you know how to play (and win!) the game of love. You'll win the heart of whoever you want, and your competition *will* be dismissed! What Reality TV Show Should You Be On? Click Here to Find Out! More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are a Kogyaru!If it's cute, you'll wear it. Fake and bake, hair bleach, and bright makeup line your bathroom cabinet.As for clothes - anything that's short and cute ("kawaii!"). You are the prize object of all sorts of men - but you are really looking for a rich foreign guy. He'll find you out hanging out in Shibuya shopping at the 109, text messaging and sending photos over your cellphone. What's *Your* Japanese Subculture? 
You Have an Abstract Nipple!Oh-so-arty and intereting...Or maybe it was just hacked up. What Nipple Do You Have? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Should Star in Cumshot Porn!He said it was good for your skin.Well, he lied. What Porn Should *You* Star In? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are A Juicy Kisser!About Your Kissing Style:Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them. You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue. It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates! What Your Kissing Style Says About You: You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time. You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ... Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up! You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills. Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches: Go out with another Juicy Kisser and you'll be the power couple of the party. Sure, you'll have a ton of hot kisses, but only after everyone there has checked you guys out. Hook it up with a Romantic Kisser and you may have found your soulmate. Romantic Kissers will be attracted to your appeal, and you'll appreciate their loyalty. Keep away from Carnal Kissers! They'll just try to play you for sex, and ruin your reputation in a heartbeat. And Freaky Kissers are way too wild and rough for your style. You prefer pleasure to pain, thank you very much. How Do *You* Kiss? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are Blonde!And you know what they say - blondes have more fun.You are the life of the party and turn people's heads wherever you go. You know how to work a crowd and have all eyes on you! Bleach blonde or au natural, you got it goin' on! What's *Your* Inner Hair Color? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are A Redhead!Fun, innocent and flirty, guys are drawn to your firey ways.Your fun personality drives the men wild, and they just can't enough of you! With that girl-next-door charm and those bright eyes, you can get what you want in a snap... Keep them beggin' honey!! What's *Your* Inner Hair Color? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Guy is Prince Charming!The man for you is Prince Charming.You need a sensitive, romantic man who will understand and listen. You enter into relationships for love and need a committed man who will provide plenty of love and security. What Guy is Perfect for *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Attract Normal Guys!Not that "normal" is a bad thing... you just prefer not to get your heart broken.You've probably dated enough losers in your life, learned from it, and become an ultra cool chick. And it's this togetherness that attracts the right kind of guy. Healthy guys aren't afraid of intimacy or commitment. They'll call you after a first date, but they won't want to move in after one week. Normal guys can solve their own problems - and will help you solve yours. To keep things blissful with your normal guy (or to get the right one), it's easy. Continue to be the super incredible chick that you are, no emotional baggage or issues. Normal, incredible guys love girls like you. What Kind of Guy Do *You* Attract? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Sexual Energy is Red!You are on fire, and it is no wonder, because you have a naturally hot libido.Your sexuality erupts spontaneously. And when you are hot, you seek release as quickly as possible. In bed, you know how to turn your lover on. How could you not? You are a wild woman when you get it on. You will fondle and lick and stroke and suck to get you want you want. Only some people can handle your eagerness in bed, but those who can will never stray. You have the sexual appetite of a man with the stamina of a woman. It often feels like you could have a zillion orgasms. Your way of picking up lovers-to-be is no less outrageous. You will often go out on a limb in public to lure someone into bed. And you succeed easily, as many people are turned on by your aggressive flirting. Your sexual goal for self-improvement should be to learn how to love the little things in romance. You can learn to embrace the sensual, lighter pleasures in life... As much as you already appreciate the raw, physical aspects of sex. Madonna and Christina Aguilera both have red sexual energies full of passion and brilliance. Be sure to check out people who have outcomes of yellow, green, and pink, as they are pristine matches for you. What Color is Your Sexual Energy? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Have a Nice Ass!Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?With an ass so fine, it's your duty. Give it a grab, give it a spank. You're the envy of every skank. What Ass Do *You* Have?? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Have a Kissable Ass!While you won't let anyone stick it,You expect *everyone* to lick it. Whenever you want someone to go to town, You just bend over and pull your pants down. What Ass Do *You* Have?? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Hottest Body Part is Your Legs!You have legs, and you know how to use them.You've got the legs of a dancer or model - shapely and sexy. You can make a miniskirt sing as you walk down the street. Whether you're pimping it in high heels or just wearing gym shorts, you always look great. Wrapping your legs around your man's back always makes you feel great :-) You could make a fortune as a leg model. Celebs who work their legs as hard as you do include: Cameron Diaz, Elle McPherson, Catherine Zeta Jones, and of course, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Want to play up your legs even more? Let them show, baby! Short skirts, micro shorts, fishnets... you know the deal. And keep your legs super looking by getting a fake or real tan - covers any little flaws you might have! What's Your Hottest Body Part?? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your pussy is SWEET AS THE SMILE ON A LITTLE GIRL.Which means you’re as innocent as can be. Or rather, you look it.Why, you’re practically a virgin. “Practically” because even Little Miss Innocent will one day grow up to be Little Miss Sex Kitten. You like to play the girl next door, and you’re rather good at it. But when push comes to fuck, you can get down with the best of them. And have, on more than one occasion. But pat yourself on the back, Meryl Streep, for acting so well. You got everyone fooled. That’s an art! Is *Your* Pussy Sweet or Sour? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Sex Position is Upside Down 69Daring. Dangerous. And oh so tasty.You go crazy when you go south - And you love getting it in the mouth. What's Your Sex Position? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva ^ back to top ^
You, Like, So Need a Boob JobWhile you think your breasts are cute and perky,a couple of hard grapefruits would be an improvement. Who knows? Maybe if you ho yourself out to Howard Stern you'll get some breast implants for free! Do *You* Need a Boob Job? Click Here to Find Out! More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Should Pose For Barely Legal!You're a young, wild girl looking for a good time.Chances are you've already got a cam site - and perhaps have even been on Voyeur Dorm. You could be anything from a virgin to an experimental bi chick. You drive men wild with your fantasies. You may be thin and have itty bitty titties, but men love that - and you! What Porn Magazine Would Kill to Have You On the Cover? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are Occasionally HornySex? You don't see what the big deal is all about.You like to make love on occasion with the right men. But all of this talk about threesomes, porn, and being tied up? You don't think so. You're a true romantic. What makes you horny is simply talking and getting to know someone. If you are clicking with them, then the sexual ideas will creep in. You can't get yourself to think about having sex with a stranger. Unless he's Brad Pitt, of course. How Horny Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva  Your Sex Sign is aries!You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration. You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed. What's *Your* Sex Sign? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Being Multi-OrgasmicWhether you're on your back or on your knees,You'll get off as often as you please. While some may have few and few may have some. You're the one who always can cum. What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
No Way You're Gay!You really have no interest in becoming a lesbian.You are all about being a straight girl. You love dick and love going down on your man. It's just when things turn gay you are a bit unsure. The idea of gay sex just wigs you out. No doubt you're gay friendly, it's just not for you personally. Are *You* a Lesbian? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are a Size Queen!You love big dick, and you aren't afraid to let the world know it. You constantly impress your friends by sniffing out big cocks in the most unlikely places. "Size doesn't matter" is *so* not a phrase in your vocabulary. ^ back to top ^
You Are An Ear PiercingYou are traditional and normal - but potentially funky.Chances are that this is the only piercing mom would let you have... Or maybe you did it on a dare. While you may seem tame for now, your ear piercing started your sexual revolution! What Piercing Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are Saving My Virginity Barbie!You come complete with white knee socks, a Britney Spears poster, and an intact hymen."How to be a Cocktease" manual and "Satisfy Ken with Blowjobs" kit sold separately. Not recommended for children under age 6. What Naughty Barbie Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are Bikini Panties!Cute, but conservative.Girl next door hottie. What's Kind of Panties Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are 100% Virgin!Well, well, well. Look who's little Miss Perfect. You're pure and proud of it.My advice? Grab yourself the first man that walks past you and bang him like you've never dreamt you could. You are what people like to call, "the holiest of holes" - although in your fantasies, you are the world's naughtiest girl! When you finally have sex, you'll be great at role playing, foreplay, and oral. What Do Girls Whisper Behind Your Back? Virgin or Whore Quiz Tells All! More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
Your Inner Blonde is Pamela AndersonAlthough you look like a cartoon character, you lead a soap opera life. Stop picking the wrong guys, and your glamourous life won't have a Marylin Monroe ending. Who's *Your* Inner Dumb Blonde? Click Here to Find Out! More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are a Cybernormal!You know how to find all the online action.But you only respond if you have a strong attraction. You've got to step up, if you want to get down or dirty. Or you might not get laid again - until you're 30! Are *You* a Cyberslut? 
You Taste Like Fruit Loops!Sweet, colorful, and crunchy.With enough chemicals to kill A family of four. Sugar coated fangs! What Do *You* Taste Like? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva ^ back to top ^
Now with Comments!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Jack Off Jill (I can really relate to "My Cat"!) David Bowie... he liked glitters, too! Mediaeval Baebes Dead Kennedys Lords of Acid, they look good in vinyl, too! Sisters of Mercy Depeche Mode Backstreet Boys! Yeah! Anything with lots of beats per minute. Skinny Puppy The Cranes! he he Marilyn Manson! Fuck you world! Fuck, I don't know. Wumpscut. (Be patient, it may take a few seconds before your browser reacts)  SMALL (results contain pictures) What kind of ANIME BOOBS do you have? brought to you by Quizilla wow... thats so bloody accurate.... let me go squeeze into my training bra now  Angry Goth What Kind of Goth Are You? brought to you by Quizilla why am i taking goth quizzes? I'm closer to being a punk or even a nerd than a goth!  Princeton You're smart, you're thin, you're pretty, and goddamit, people love you. You are destined for great, great things, little Princetonian. Let there be a never-ending stream of Country-Club- Like institutions in your unmarred future. Which Ivy League University is right for YOU? brought to you by Quizilla I'd rather have Standford. Princeston is too pretentious for me. But I suppose I can live with it....as long as they have plenty of coffee between classes.  You should be a Gemini, Productive, articulate, intelligent, curious, persuasive, witty, young, clever, cheerful, explorer, smooth, smart, convincing, amusing, gregarious, ingenious, but can be obstinate, can talk too much, tense, cunning, fickle, shallow, inconsistent, superficial, irritating and irritable ~*What is your TRUE Zodica sign?*~ brought to you by Quizilla Kewl... I always wanted a twin of me. Or a clone...whatever's more possible at the time. We'd fight over our clothes, and play mind games with the boys ("mmm yes baby we're a package deal")  You have a goodbye kiss- much passion and longing, but never lasting. What kind of kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla Well yeah... i'm always kissing people good bye. I have places to be, and many more miles to go before I sleep. lol... no, actually I just have to leave so I can sleep.  You Can Talk to Animals! What's Your Magic Power? brought to you by Quizilla ewww...cutesy stuff like this makes me sick right now... better take a sex quiz to counter act the nausea  Disney movie! What the HELL are you doing taking this quiz, Goldilocks?! You're not a very sexual person...in fact, you're probably a virgin. You'd be better off trying your hand at voice-overs for a Saturday morning cartoon. What kind of porno would you star in? brought to you by Quizilla ....gigggle.... giggle.... i can't stop... hahhahaha  Rock on, dude! You are Punk music! What type of music are you? brought to you by Quizilla kewl... except my hair is better. and i'd never scrunch my face like that because it leads to early wrinkles... lol...lying i have enough make up to not worry about wrinkles  You are cutting What Self-Mutilation Are You? brought to you by Quizilla sweet... i'm a cool self-mutliation!!! well, more artsy than burning... its a joke quiz.. stop looking so horrified now ur a ditz, just like me *giggles and twirls her hair* ur britany ditz quiz brought to you by Quizilla If you know me... oh you like totally know its true  Congrats ur the TONGUE, get busy **************What Part of the body are U?************* brought to you by Quizilla hahahahahahaha  You are Andy Which p$lightly damnaged crew member are you? brought to you by Quizilla dude.  You are normal, perhaps into sports a little too much but besides that, normal. What do other people see you as? brought to you by Quizilla its 4am...so giggle....cute lil drawy man You're a geek. A real geek. As geeky as it comes How Much of a Geek Are You? brought to you by Quizilla you are Respectable Ronda, the Romantic Fantasy, you like to share the love making and give and recieve equally with your partner, your fantasy includes a bubblebath, candles. champagne, a pink lingerie and even the words " I LOVE YOU" awwwwwwww ... you make me sick! Which sexual fantasy are you? brought to you by Quizilla I really tried to cheat on this quiz! I took it multiple times! And what do i keepgetting ? Her... for gods sake... i hate that romance stuff  ((Semi-Politcal)) You are up to date and understand politics fairly well. You either belong to a party or will later in life. You are on your way to being politically aware. The government is important, but there is more to the world. This is a healthy view. Politcal or Just Hate the Government? brought to you by Quizilla wooohoooo.. down with the man... oh wait i am the man...  Your a southdown, your breed is a meat breed, but your happy anyways, that is if you get your food. What kind of lamb are you? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla  Amateur movie! You might not be too experienced in the way of sex...but chances are, you do enjoy it (or the thought of it). We'll probably see you in some home video that surfaces on the internet one day. What kind of porno would you star in? brought to you by Quizilla I'm always amatueur porn. lol. YOURE A GIRL. THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, BUT YOU DONT KNOW SPORTS, OR HOW TO MAKE A DECISION. WITH ANY LUCK YOU WILL FIND A GUY WHO CAN SET THE VCR, KILL THAT DIRTY SPIDER, AND OPEN THAT MAYONNAISE THATS BEEN SITTING IN THE FRIDGE FOR 2 MONTHS BECAUSE THAT DAMN LID JUST WONT COME OFF. ARE YOU A GIRL? brought to you by Quizilla 
Your Stripper Name is Elly Mae!You're a small town girl who's the big star at your local strip club.Sure you may not be a Scores girl in NYC, but you're by far the hottest chick in town. And that means, eventually, that you'll probably snag the richest guy in town - Anna Nicole style. You'll give a lap dance or two if it means an extra twenty dollar bill at the end of the night... But you're shocked by what some strippers will do to make some extra cash. You are a friendly girl and don't mind pleasing customers - as long as you can still look your grandmother in the eye. What's *Your* Stripper Name? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You are a SUBTLE Flirt!This is the female equivalent of "the strong and silent type."Or, the whole "still waters run deep" thing. And that makes you dangerous. Oh, yes…dangerous. You lull men (and competitive women) into a false sense of security. By appearing nonthreatening, quiet and unassuming, you can strike at the right moment, when no one's expecting it. It's a method that’s tried and true over the ages and it works wonders for you. So go on, with your sneaky self, Ms. Covert Ops. What Kind of Flirt Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva 
You Are An Innocent Bitch!Like most chicks, you act like you're innocent.But to get what you want, you'll be a total bitch... And never get caught! What Kind of Bitch Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva  Your dream guy is jokester and always telling you very funny jokes you and him have great times together always having a blast! Whats your dream Guy like Quiz brought to you by Quizilla  Geek What's Your Personality Type? brought to you by Quizilla haven't I taken this quiz before? yep... oh well.. i just wasted your download bandwidth for nothing ;)  Your are: FLIRTY! You try and move in on anyone! Even members of the same sex?!? Well, that's interesting! What mood are you? brought to you by Quizilla I did not know that flirty was a mood. ^ back to top ^
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YOU WOULD SHOOT YOURSELF.
always straightforward and honest, you are fed up with the inconsistency of
life. your intelligence and tendency to be introspective leave you without
many people you can genuinely relate to. death, for you, is not a major priority,
but you can become intensely suicidal when you get depressed.